A description of an old white bitch
do you see that vanilla crusty over there? She looks like she's from a wendy's.
A "crusty barbie" is when you cum on a barbie doll so much that overtime the barbie is coated in a thick layer of cum so it looks like a caveman in a block of ice
Mate I've cum so much on that barbie doll it's become a crusty barbie
A sock used by a male for masturbation.
My mom was shocked when she found my Crusty Muppet.
when you jizz and let it dry on your penis, then have ear sex with your mexican slave named diego
man i hope this jizz dries soon so i can go have a crusty diego
Someone cumming on your ear and you let it dry out
He came on my ear and I let it dry. Now I have a crusty ear
1. A woman who doesn't bathe or clean her pussy.
2. The white residue left on the inside of a girl's pants when she doesn't wear underwear.
3. A mixture of dried urine and vaginal secretions left on a girl's underwear or pants.
1. Dude, that blonde, grungy singer in The Crow looks like a crusty cheeseburger.
2. My girlfriend keep wearing the same pants over and over again, now they have a crusty cheeseburger in them.
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The act of an older person having sex with a much younger person.
Just the act of having sex in a derogatory way
Your grandfather gave me a Crusty Sandusky.