Like muffin top, but cuter, less repulsive, or less pronounced.
Jeff: Check out that girl's muffin top!
Matt: It's kinda cute in a way. Like cupcake top.
The lack of sexual satisfaction from your wife so to replace the orgasm and satisfaction received from ANAL ORAL or VAGINAL sex. You eat a cupcake.
Damn he is in a bad mood! I wish he would get his daily LEWIS CUPCAKE in for the day!
The Dandy Cupcake is a foul act whereby one deposits a stool in the coat pocket of an effete man, say Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen or Boy George, which they will then find at a later date when they reach in for their Oyster card / car keys / wallet etc
"That guy over there is a right ponce, I've left him a deliciously fresh Dandy Cupcake as a gift"
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A cupcake so good that can lead to an orgasm. The most delicious cupcake that anyone has ever tried.
Sprinkles cupcake was so good i almost had an orgasm.
a game whether it is a board game, video game, sport etc., is incredibly easy to the point where you basically do not have to try.
John: Hey I won my CS:GO match 16-4.
Mike: Bruh that is a cupcake game.
John: Yeah, I basically got carried, my existence in the match did not change the outcome.
Shoving a limp penis in to a very wet vagina.
Dude she was wet as fuck, but I was too drunk to get it up, So I just gave her a Soggy Cupcake.
When one farts into their cupped hand, contains the odor by clasping their fingers shut over the fart, and then opens their cupped hand directly under a victims nose, holding it there until they are forced to inhale your fart directly through their nostrils.
I gave my wife, Susan, a German Cupcake during a spell of putrid chinese-food farts. She does not look at me anymore.
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