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A tv show where a slut who looks like a dude gets 19 dude on and fucks them all and we have it all on tape to prove she is a huge ugly whore.
I turned the tv on and saw a slutty chick on vh1 the show was Daisy Of Love
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A Crazy Daisy is a joke that a couple plays after having anal sex when semen is ejaculated into the rectum and then forcefully propelled by flatulence (See: Cum Fart) onto a sleeping victim's face.
"Dude I cummed in Julie's ass last night at the party and got her to Crazy Daisy Josh so she went out into the living room and cum farted it all over Josh's face! It was fucking hilarious!"
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A white girl growing up without shoes.
I tamed that blackfoot daisy now she wears stilettos.
Daisy and Ben are the cutest and most good looking couple in their year . They would quite literally die for each over . They spend every living second telling each over how much they love each over and how much they want to spend their entire life with each over . Not only are they the prettiest couple but they are also the funniest couple . Besides one another, their main goal in life is to make sure everyone around them are as happy as possible . Despite all of this , they’re not the most popular. Kids make fun of them for speaking in less of a posh accent and get made fun of for not being being as rich and stacked as everyone around them .
“Look , it’s Ben and Daisy , aren’t they so cute together?”
Daisy-Ann is an amazing girl who cares about everyone and everything. Everybody knows she's a good friend.
an unintentional cock block done by a close friend who didn't realize you were about to get your Mack on.
Dustin- "hey girl wanna go to the movies?"
Tony- " ya all of us, including me the third wheel, should go to the movies!"
Girl- " yea we all should!"
Tony- " COCKS-A-DAISY didn't know you were asking her on a date."
quake, destroyer of worlds , skye , mary sue poots, the biggest BaMF to ever exist
slightly fruity, biggest fitzsimmons shipper, qua of quack .
stronger than any avenger
me: i ship quack
someone: who
me: daisy johnson and natasha romanoff