A sneaky little turd of a coworker that takes the most ballin of shits for his coworkers to stew in. Will go out of his way to make your day as unhinged and bizarre as possible. Does not care about consuming as much free food in the break room as he can and will interrupt your work day to be an absolute menace.
"Mike is totally the Dalton of the workplace"
The act of burfing,booling, and/or, capping.
His story of forklift glory was full of daltonism.
Wow I feel bad for his girl. She must be smothered because he’s a Dalton Long.
gone, poof, away, fucked off, /kill
that guy must have a daltons dad
A word to describe a nonexistent twin or sibling.
As a child, he created stories about Dalton’s twin, Kevin, a nonexistent sibling who embodied all the dreams he wished he could share.