A completely ignorant person who is way to self centered and seems to like arbys. He usually seems to look like he has autism and likes women with methed up teeth n faces that are oddly shaped like a Pitt bull. He is very attention seeking even scratches his arm and takes pictures to send to his exes in Hope of them feeling bad Darren is not a fun guy and his sex is so wack that you'd have more pleasue by putting in a tampon and he is very short in most areas and his butthole is big enough for a basketball
Oh look that idiot is such a Darren!
Big cock the biggest u will ever see.
Yo did u here that Darren has a bigger dick then Nazir
one of the prettiest boys. Ethereal eyes and tall genes seem to follow them.
1) wow hes beautiful
2) yea, hes darren
A male Karen.
“Oh fuck, it’s 9:55 and we close at ten but this guy just walked in wanting dinner.
“Ugh, what a Darren.”
To be lazy
Someone who works from 9am then leaves at 12pm.
Someone who cant work when its below 15 degrees and when its higher than 26 degrees.
Feasts on father in laws money.
Will do a darren on friday and any long weekends