Zombie Defense Master

Guy who grew up on first person shooter games and zombie movies and is into decked out bad ass assault rifles and combat shotguns for their coolness factor. Comparable to a Mall-Ninja

John; "Wow, look at that guy with his pimped out Saiga 12 Tactical Combat Shotgun!"
Chris:"Yeah, he is a Zombie Defense Master alright!"

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Pound Cake Defense

Based on Bill Cosby's "Pound Cake" speech where a niggar gets shot in the head because his cousin wanted the pound cake he stole, meaning killing is just routine reaction to bad manners .

Yo man, the store owner is coping a Pound Cake Defense after he shot the robber nine more times than needed.

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Team Defense Fort Two

Team defense fort two is the ultimate video activated game experience for the best video gameing interwebsite, mater cum. it is curate by volvo gameso and is funey. you have emots like russain dance, ahwaii dance, america disco, and paper paper scisrock. you can also play as nicolas cage but hes not nicoal cagg.* You hav e the hats and then you giot the boom boom pow stick like, guns, explosive, and fire. and there hats**. stay cool and always rememboar

I am being held hostage in a cellar in vermont pls help.

me; favorite gaem
friends: wot m8 you fucking *falls asleep*

me: a dammit buggin wanker face poopoo head

Team Defense Fort twoo

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Bobuk defensive football philosophy

Tell him the basis of my defensive philosophy is if he can’t tackle the fucking dive then we’re playing strictly offense and we’re just gonna outscore the opponent

Did you hear the bobuk defensive football philosophy it’s pretty good... yeah man I don’t get why more nfl teams don’t use it

National Defense Authorization Act

Reason the "land of the free" A.K.A., the U.S.A, will lose all meaning and could very be the REAL apocalypse in 2012. Simply put, learning the Bill of Rights in school was a waste.

In a 93-7 vote, declares the entire USA to be a "battleground" upon which U.S. military forces can operate with impunity, overriding Posse Comitatus and granting the military the unchecked power to arrest, detain, interrogate and even assassinate U.S. citizens with impunity.

CANADIAN PERSON: What's this National Defense Authorization Act I've been hearing about, ay? Something about rights?

AMERICAN PERSON: I used to stand up for my rights.....but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Self-Defense While White

A hate crime in the United States, if the attacker is non-White.

John shot Tyrone while Tyrone was trying to break into John's house. John was charged with a hate crime because he was acting in self-defense while White.

US Secretary of Defense Parnas

The newest appointee in the administration of the 45th POTUS.

The newest US Secretary of Defense Parnas was tapped by Putin’s Bitch this morning when he told his good buddy Lev that he was sorry he acted like he didn’t know him and that Parnas was “up next” for this plum job where he can work directly with Vlady and all the other good buddies in Moscow and Ukraine.