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When you wake up the next morning after being intimate with your loved one, you take pure egg yolk and pour it in a mug filled with yellow urine, microwave for thirty seconds and lightly wisk, then serve to your loved one with with toast and bacon.
Bill Clinton serves a Denny's Breakfast to people who return the favor.
A great guy that all the girl get boners from. Always practicing safe sex. A fucking legend
Did u hear about Denny Kiley being such a great guy
sexiest, smartest, best man alive
"damn, I wanna be like Denny kim one day" said every man ever.
Dennis Kurama is a ferocious god who swings his sword with incredible speed, ferociously slicing through his enemies. Dennis Kurama is also known as a Dog god, whereas his abilities comes as generating extremely dangerous poop that will suffocate any living entity!
Dennis Kurama already has a plan. Don’t tell me really can concoct the nine colored soul poop in his hands!
A man ( short in stature, shit breath) who likes having threesomes with other men. He also enjoys having women tell him to shove screwdrivers up his ass, which he thoroughly enjoys. He always sleeps under a heating blanket so his vagina doesn't get too cold. Watch out though he showers once a year, and stores his partial dentures in a glass of water, sometimes the same water for up to six months. Occasionally if you catch him in his natural habitat, you may catch him viewing gay bukkake fests.
Today I walked in on a Dennis Dunlavey shoving a screwdriver in his ass.
When someone says they will be coming but never show up.
I’ve tried calling Dennis but he’s not answering the phone said he was going to meet us here to tow the trailer this morning...
Ohh shit the cheeky fuckers pulling a denny again!
When an ordinary blue job becomes a skull fucking that causes the girl to lose her voice.
I gave her the dirty Denny and now she’s speechless.