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denver puts on a very cold act but deep down he has a very kind heart he puts on a cold act because hes been hurt in the past and just needs someone to help heal that hurt.hes a stoner and likes to get high every single day but is the funniest person you’ll ever meet even though if half his jokes are racist or homophobic a denver liked me but i blew my shot so if u ever meet a denver never let them go.
girl 1:that guy looks goneee
girl 2:must be denver.
Acronym for AIDS (A-partment I-n D-enver S-uburbs)
Do you have an Apartment in denver suburbs?
No, im clean!
What you get after a night of smoking really good weed.
I have a Denver Hangover from that dank kush we smoked last night.
When a you takes twice the amount of prescribed laxatives and runs through the streets screaming, "I'VE HIT GOLD!" All the while you are violently shitting hot steamy liquid out of your bunghole.
Lil Wayne: Sup foo' , whats going on?
You: Nothing much, I did just Denver Gold Rush my hometown and get arrested for public indecency.
Lil Wayne: Yo, that's frit
A small town located in between Waterloo and Waverly. Most of the populace work in other towns, as the "city" has an area of 1 square mile. The population is roughly 1,000. It is home to several sports fields, two restaurants, a bar, and a single cemetery.
I wish I didn't live in Denver, IA. It's so small.
When you throw shit at someones face. Usually for a crappy joke or to get back at somejuan. Preferably a large amount of shit.
I caught my best friend fucking my girlfriend so I Denver Roundhoused him til he puked.
I Denver Roundhoused my lover for taking it up the ass with another guy.
Clyde: Dude, wake up..
Tyrone: What the fuck is that dank smell homie
Clyde: DENVER ROUNDHOUSE !
Denver Sober (edit)
Abstaining from drinking alcohol; while still using other drugs, specifically drugs legalized in Colorado i.e. marijuana and mushrooms . Typically someone who is Denver Sober will claim sobriety while still blazing chronic and eating psilocybin mushrooms, unlike LA Sober who has an addiction to more extreme drugs still illegal under both federal and state statutes.
Person 1: Mike is just smoking weed all day in our apartment and popping psilocybin mushrooms now that he quit drinking. He's driving me crazy but definitely chiller because he’s not drinking and blowing lines of white like cray.
Person 2: Yeah he's Denver Sober now I guess.
Person A: You don't drink?
Person B: Nope, never have. I like being sober; drinking is really bad for you.
Person C: I saw you take a bong rip and eat some mushrooms before we came out tonight, I respect you for not being LA sober because you don’t blow coke anymore; at least you’re Denver Sober now.