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What Eminem is secretly carrying in his pocket all day long but doesn't admit to.
Eminem: I am not carrying an Oxford dictionary ATM, I just coincidentally know what coup de grâce means.
Everyone: k
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The result of millions of teenagers who have too much free time, and have been pre-disposed to the influences of a media run by arrogant megalomaniacs who put more thought into selling impracticle products than making relevent influential television. Thus resulting in the spread of ignorance through the internet comunity via rascism, conformity, mis-information, and the pinnacle of a society ironically corrupted by those who claim to be trying to save the last milligrams of purity and innoscense left in this nuclear prozac nation...
if you found that definition difficult to understand, try using a real dictionary to look up those real words, that people in the real world really use...
(I hate the ignorant shit in this site, but I'd give my life to maintain your right to say it)
"Hey let's go to urban dictionary an bash on niggers"
"Hey let's go to urban dictionary and show how ghetto we is in the suburbs"
"Hey let's go to urban dictionary and shit all over the english language"
"Hey let's go to urban dictionary and fuck, shit, damn, piss, pussy, beaner, taco nigger, porn"
"Hey let's go to urban dictionary and....oops...I shit myself...shit happens, now where's my iBong"
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It's this site. It's ruined by sick perverts and pedophiles that post ridiculous and absurd definitions that shouldn't be seen by young children. The UD community first looks like a community of sick perverts and pedophiles, and that wraps up Urban Dictionary.
I just laugh at this one little definition at Urban Dictionary as I type in a more mature definition of the word at the site.
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The place where you learn everything you know about everything.
Also the place where good people become corrupt.
I learned everything I know about everything from Urban Dictionary!
I became corrupt after clicking random several times on Urban Dictionary!
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A user-written compendium of cocktail recipes.
Bert: "I can't find 'Flaming Nazi Buster' in bourbon dictionary."
Jan: "Look under 'Nazi Buster, Flaming.'"
Bert: "Oh."
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An imaginary dictionary that contains all the made-up words spoken by George W. "Dubya" Bush.
Dexi: Hey you guys know that drug Abilify?
Grim: yeah?
Dexi: Doesn't that sound like a word from the Dubya Dictionary?
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The opposite of Urban Dictionary
Instead of slangs, it contains words we are too stupid to understand.
English Dictionary on Motor Boat
A fast boat that can be accelerated by pulling a string on its engine.
Urban Dictionary on Motor Boat
Titi drown bitches
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