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Don't leave your kids at the Thompson's; I heard Jerry is a Diddle Wizard.
“Poof Diddle” is the file name of the Epstein-style blackmail video that Sean “Puffy “ Combs’ owners hold over him to keep him under control.
Did you hear Puff Daddy got the R.Kelly treatment?
Yeah, apparently the video’s file name was “Poof Diddle”. Thankfully there’s no need to see it to know what he was up to. Guess he decided to stop playing ball with the small hats.
When half your strobe light bar is out on an ambulance,police car, or fire truck.
The ambulance that just drove by has a strobe-diddle. The same rules follow as for a padiddle
An early 90s cell phone with a ringtone that might as well have been created for a Tiger Electronics handheld game.
Boogie-Woogie John is so annoying when his little diddle-dee-dee goes off; can't he at least get a phone that will let him put real music on his ringer?
A word invented in a song from the sketch show "betch" .
Listen to the song-"diddle my skiddle " .
1. (Manual)A baster brush made with silicone, normaly to be used in cooking/baking. Many find diddling their hoo-haw with this and some olive oil, find this to be quite orgasmic.
2. (Automatic)A vibrator for female or male pleasure generally multiple settings and brings orgasmic energy out of the male and female sex organs.
1:Hey babe, Have you seen the diddle stick?
2: Which diddle stick? Automatic/Manual?
3:Suprise me!, wait.. maybe both.. and you?? We can diddle eachother!
4:Are you coming? Already have the diddle sticks and my pants off!
Ned flanders: they diddley sticked eachother in the doodley hoo haw.
A really gay guy who hates spirit gum. He is a very good SoundCloud rapper though and will take you on a date and let you fiddle his fiddle. Follow his soundcloud to listen to his next hit single. You are going to wish you never met him.
Did you hear the new T diddle song?
Fuck yeah
I wanna fiddle his diddle