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Digital Impotence

This occurs when a user tries desperately to upload content to a social media site (photos, videos, status posts, etc.) but is unable to complete the process or "get it up" due to poor network connection or lack of good tech (eg. Apple).

Subsequent failed attempts to upload in rapid succession, especially over the course of a full day, will leave the user frustrated at their inferior technology and rife with feelings of inadequacy.

These negative feelings are further amplified if the content is "fresh" and has the capacity to generate a high degree of likes and shares. This leads to a loss of followers, and ultimately a deflated ego and sense of self for the user.

Jim: "For fuck's sake Rich, help me! Ever since I upgraded to iOS 10, I can't upload this video of Hilary Clinton giving Trump a limp dutch rudder."

Richard: "I'm sorry Jim, I cannot help you with your Digital Impotence."

by nope.exe October 06, 2016


cunt digit

A word describing a finger after it's been used to finger some pussy

Mate, i was with this bird earlier... now i got a pure cunt digit , wana smell??

by big bad willy April 15, 2009


Digital scrapbooker

Digital scrapbooker is the person who creates scrapbook that is done using a personal computer, digital or scanned photos and computer graphics software. This profession is also known as a custom scrapbook designer.

Each digital scrapbooker has a personal scrapbooking style. As a digital scrapbooker, I am able to branch out to the many needs of clients and conform to what your individual style is.

by jennis_amorer July 04, 2014


digital extremes

Digital Extremes is a majority Chinese-owned, Canadian-operated computer and video game development studio founded in 1993 by James Schmalz, best known for its co-creation of Epic Games' highly successful Unreal series of games.

Person 1: Hey! Did you saw Digital Extremes new game, Warframe?
Person 2: Yes I did and it looks awesome!

by CallMeL February 09, 2018


digital minor

Someone on the internet who is under 13, and as a result isn’t supposed to be using social networking sites.

Woah, why would you post something so explicit? Aren’t you a digital minor?!?!?!

by iOpenX March 10, 2021


Digital coma

When there's been a noticably long period of time in which a person has made no online posts, they are suspected to be in a digital coma - therefore unable to post any updates.

"Have you heard anything from Charlie lately?"
"No, and he hasen't posted anything either"
"He must be in a digital coma"

by 5ghayter January 13, 2015


Digital Serf

A Digital Serf is a person who lacks property or wealth, and yet has access to a wide range of Internet Enabled devices such as Smart Phones, Tablets PCs, Gaming Consoles, Laptops, and Net Books.

Like previous generations of the working class who lacked property and means, the Digital Serf still finds distraction from their dreary life, but unlike their historic comrades the opiate of the masses today is the every present Internet delivered on cheap, and often portable devices.

by jackmylumber August 14, 2011