dio malandrino

Classic italian exclamation tipically used by the people of Viterbo (viterbesi)

Passami la canna, dio malandrino!
Pass me the joint, god rogue!

Dioed

When Dio appears in a meme or video saying it was him all along

Person 1: Damn turns out the antagonist was Dio all along

Person 2: Dude you just got Dioed

dios mom

I worn out old whore. It's like throwing a hot dog down the hallway. Desperate for love and attention she will work for free but nobody wants that stuff anymore.

Damian slept with dios mom now he has the clap.

Pan de dios

(eng) someone who is very wholesome and kind

(esp) una persona que es muy bondadosa y sana

(eng)

she is un pan de dios because she helps the poor

Is he un pan de dios?

(esp)

ella es un pan de dios porque ayuda a los pobres

Acaso el es un pan de dios?

Ryan Matthew De Dios

the hottest and sexiest man ever created
but also is very bad at video games and can’t aim for shir

Ryan Matthew De Dios is a fucking nerd

Dio negro

Dio negro is an Italian expression used when dealing with a difficult task or situation. It litteraly means "Nigger God".

Ma dove cazzo stiamo Dio Negro (Where the fuck did we end up Nigger God)

Che poppe Dio Negro (What a pair of tits Nigger God)

Entra nel bus Dio Negro! (Get on the bus Nigger God)

Sei proprio un coglione Dio Negro (You really are a moron Nigger God)

dio boiæ

this italian term is used to describe surreal situations. it must be said in a hoarse voice, as if you have been smoking for many years.

X: dio boiæ i’ve lost another game on clash royale!!