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Is when your friend is such a slut she is called "loose as a dock" (a boating dock).
Schoolgirl 1: So how many guys have you slept with this week?
Schoolgirl 2: um... bout 15 ... I think.
Schoolgirl 1: But it's only Wednesday! You are as loose as a dock, bitch!
Schoolgirl 2: Fuck you!
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The female sexual organs; or the vagina.
The place where a man puts his "ship" or "boat".
Person 1: Dude, you remember those chicks that we picked up last night? Well, I totally got the U.S.S. MooseHung into her docking port.
Person 2: Damn dude, nice!
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A perverse sexual act involving two people, (one of which must be a male to receive the shit or the act would be classified more accurately as: space-docking), and the exchange of feces.
More specifically:
PartyA(male or female) takes a large to extra-large sized, firm, steamy(optional) shit into partyB(male)'s asshole.
Glenn likes when people shit into his asshole. (of course when it's a man on the receiving-end of this act it is referred to as Glenn-docking; when a female receives the shit into her vagina it would be classified as space-docking).
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See space docking, wearing a red shirt and "live long and prosper" high fiving
I was docking my boy, watching Star Trek and it just happened...we Spock docking
2 or more males are only wearing socks. They shuffle their socks on the carpet and touch their erect penises to create a static shock between the tips.
Me and my bro are totally Thunder Docking later after we do a 3 hour workout at the gym!
When two guys, gay or straight, slap their flaccid penises together.
Dale: “Dude, we should soft dock right now.”
Pete: “Totally. Soft docking and cryptocurrency are my two favorite things!”
When two men keep poking each other on Facebook, instead of just admitting that they are gay and want to swallow each other’s love juice.
Rick and Andy are into digital docking with each other.