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DON'T VOTE!!!!!!!
Screw the two-party joke of a system!!!
What would they do if nobody but Lenny voted?
Do it,it would be so funny!!!!!
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What exactly is a Todd? A Todd is a hyper-sexual man-baby that bitches more than a 14-year old teenage girl. Sure, he has charisma and some could say that he even has charm, but most will find that shine quickly diminishes after you discover that he is a morally bankrupt philistine who preys on weak women and is forever searching for "something," and he never knows what that something is which means that he continually makes the same mistakes over and over again. To be a Todd is to be a walking example insanity. Avoid Todds for your safety and overall well-being.
It's entirely possible that a woman can be a Todd. Just as petulant, she often spends her time bitching about her life. It's all she does. And when she's not bitching in her life she is over-glorifying her accomplishments. Female Todd's are often spotted in packs. They wear off-the-rack clothes found in their local thrift store as they like to brag about just how much money they saved only to turn around and tell you how much money they spent on YOUR gift. A female Todd seeks instant gratification and if not quickly satiated for her contributions to society because she is "philanthropist."
Avoid all versions of Todd if and when possible. Because Todd's are toxic. However, It's perfectly okay to date men named Todd but as a safety measure, use caution and proceed forward carefully...
Don't be a "Todd."
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when a girl doesn't want a guy to ejaculate inside of her.
guy: "I'm bout to."
girl: "Well, don't go in there!"
Girls don't want creampies! So, don't cum in them!
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This is the Heading of the letter trump wrote to Turkish president Recep Tayyip Erdogan recently this october as he pulled his troops from syria...
Don't be a dick Erdogan,you don't want me to be responsible for crushing your country's economy of you touch any hair of the kurds.Let us just figure this out like adults
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Kind of like "Don't be hatin" -- but you throw in 'haitian'.
Girl: Oh my god, you are so stupid.
Guy: Don't be haitian
Guy 1: Dude, your cat has a flabby butthole
Guy 2: Don't be haitian on my cat
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Going undefeated only to lose when it counts
Come on, Don't Be The Patriots
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A shortened version of don't milk it, commonly used in North London.
Similarly one can be a Milk, where by he or she over reacts, ie. Milking it.
Jerome smacks Jemal
Jemal: fam, allow that really hurt, im mean seriously I might be bruised.
Jerome: Nah fam don't milk
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