A microphone so bad in quality, it's sound can be comparable to a dorito.
James: Mhmm Vrhuemm Haehhh Akiie!
Spencer: You're quality is awefull James
Scott: Yeah, he's got a dorito mic
when someone goes out of their way to make a shitty definition
"Hey did you see what I made to mock this guy?"
"Thats a load of dorito balls dumbass"
When you eat Doritos and the orange powder is left on ones lips.
Mom:*look at child* The Doritos go in your mouth not on it.
Child: Mom it's okay it's my Dorito lipstick.
When you say to yourself that you're only going to have a few doritos but before you know it your hands can't move fast enough to grab more and you end up consuming several hundred chips.
Shortly before bed, Chris decided to enjoy a late night snack. What he thought was going to be a handful of doritos turned into a Dorito Rampage.
One who gets stoned eats dorito's and strongly resembles Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.
"That kid is so high."
"Yeah...That johny dorito is so dumb."
When you misread Bbq Doritos ππππΏπ
A tool for understanding the three frameworks of knowledge: normative, situational, existential
Mr. Kennedy used the epistemological dorito to create good lectures in his history classes.