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When you are fucking a fat chick and are about to ejaculate, you stuff your cock into her fat stomach and blow your load into one of her rolls, thus metaphorically filling the inside of the jelly doughnut.
Dude did you cum inside that 300lb chick from the bar?
No at the the last minute I pulled out and gave her a jelly doughnut.
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eating a girl out while she's on her period
It was that time of the month for her, but i said screw it, I'm having myself a Jelly Doughnut!
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getting fucked in the ass, butt fucking, someones dick is being inserted into someone else ass hole.
last night we were making doughnuts, my ass is sore
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The act of taking a ferret or weasel and shaping it into a doughnut shape and fucking the center of the animal.
Person 1: Hey Mikey, where you going?
Mikey: I gotta doughnut hole Pualy! Be right back!
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When you put a glazed doughnut around the rim of a girls butthole and pee through the hole in the middle of the donut into her butt and then proceed to have anal sex after you pee into her butt.
Haha! River was fucking Aurora and got doughnut dick!
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The jelly doughnut came from the 10th century, after skull fucking a prisoner of war one pulls out and cums into the prisoners nose, one then procedes to take his shield and bash the prisoners face until pulpy and bloody, by this time the cum is barely recognizable and the prisoners face sorta looks like a jelly doughnut.
OHHHH man, I totally just gave that mother fuckin barbarian a jelly doughnut.
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when one is crapping and eating a doughnut at the same time; as one stands to wipe one's arse, one accidentally drops the doughnut into the pan. the dilemma is; should one pick out the doughnut, wash it under the tap, and carry on eating?
colin "what's that brown stain round your north and south kev?"
kevin "i've jus' finished a doughnut swirly."
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