A term for when you draw a card during Cards Against Humanity that would've been perfect to use in the current round. Also applies to any other card games where you draw a card before the events of a round play out.
Card Tzar: "I hate when my neighbour leaves ______ in my yard."
-All players hand in their card-
Player: "Damn, Murphy's Draw. I just drew 'landmines'.
When two men get an erection facing each other and bend their dicks down to meet in the middle then drive a toy car across their shafts.
Have you drove across a draw skin bridge?
Do you want to see a draw skin bridge?
Phone sex by young or old people. Usually done over snapchat and is meant to be quiet and fun, creativity is key
Hey babe wanna do a timed drawing test
When, in a game of Uno, stacking draw twos causes a player to draw eight or more cards.
Person A: So I played Uno with my friends.
Person B: How did it go?
Person A: I was going to win until I got draw two cubed.
to get bagged or to try and get someone bagged
“yoo that susan bitch tried to draw me out like move”
When someone threatens to do something shitty to you and you do something similar or worse to them in response.
(yes, it's not allowed in the rules of the card game but retaliation is never really by the book now is it)
Me: He said he was going to send my boob selfies to my boss so I hit him with a reverse draw four and sent the video of him trying to suck his own dick to his mom.
A normal sized person 69ing with a midget.
Last night was pretty sweet. I was drawing the short stick and got to lick lick licking the mini kit kit kitty.