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Pretty much the worst person in existence. He is constantly screwing things up with his clumsy self and stupidity.
Person 1: Who do you have to do your math project with?
Person 2: Dylan
Person 3: OMG! He is going to ruin your grade and try to hit on you the whole time
Dylan, is easily the best guy you'll ever meet, be friends with, or be girlfriend of! He is the SWEETEST guy and will never hurt you. He has crazy good hair, is super charming, and incredibly sweet. His smile makes him an instant yes and he makes you feel soooo happy! Dylan is easily the most perfect boy that exists!
Dylan is the best boyfriend! The sweetest guy ever and I wouldn't give him up for the world!
Anyone with the name Dylan probably has a few key facts
They like longer hair and usually have blue eyes, they are always there for who ever they can be, they have a mad sense of humour (usually mostly sexual), and also usually have big dicks and are amazing shags
If your with a Dylan your one lucky bastard
I love everything about Dylan, including the sex
What you call some one if they start losing in a video game and get angry. They'll proceed to call everyone on the enemy team a hacker and say racial slurs, and start to throw matches or even rage quit.
Guy 1: OMFG HE'S HACKING!
Guy 2: Bro stop being a Dylan.
Dylans, no matter the gender, are typically nerds who are into franchises such as Star Wars. They are exceptionally kind although they often do not express it, and often end up hurting someone's feelings by accident. When you befriend a Dylan, they become very loyal. Dylans share many inside jokes with their friends and appreciate pop culture and memes as well video games. They are typically incomparably intelligent. Sometimes they can get a big head or hot temper when around their friends, but they often remain cool and collected. Dylans sometimes have difficulty understanding sarcasm. When telling jokes they have a sparkle in their eye, just holding back a laugh.
Games that Dylans may like: Overwatch, Rocket League
Dylans have a knack for: Computers, spelling, math, pop culture
Music tastes: 80's, rap
Have you met my friend Dylan? He's hard to talk to at first, but when you get to know him he's really funny.
The Dylan is a very rare sub-species of pot head called stonovapacus, the Dylan can’t go one day without vaping and smoking at least a little weed, the Dylan is also a party animal a crazy ass motherfucker, the Dylan is also a real dick 90% of the time, a real BITCH.
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