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Rare human elf-like creature from Yorkshire. Known for spontaneoulsy rearranging lounge room furniture and scavenging for medium to large size pieces of cheese.
Where did all that cheese suddenly disappear to? Hmm, I think you might have a lounge room elf. Leave some wine out, wait, and you may just catch it.
When a chicks nips point at an upward angle making her tits look like a pair of elf shoes.
Timo: Look at me! I needz me sum sizzle.
Jeff: Dat Latina has some tiny tittays.
Timo: She probably rockin' dem Elf Shoes.
(or She's got Elf Shoe Tits.)
Jeff: Aight, lez get some donuts.
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Mr T's Class/Race in World of Warcraft
"Hi I'm Mr T and I'm a Night Elf Mohawk."
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When two World of Warcraft nerds are playing WOW on their laptops and then one of them gets a sudden urge to fuck their friend in the tight nerdling dingleberry anus.
Wow man those 2 nerds at our school had gay elf sex last night and they put it on youtube. One of them was riding the other's dingleberry anus and yelling "WOW! 4life!"
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one who has long, beautiful hair and lives in the forest of Illegashia, helping Corbin hadley make it through the hard times in life.
Did the mystical elf creature go to the Justin Beiber concert last thursday?
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A elf that hides under your mattress and puts on your night cap when you are asleep, at exactly 11:59 and 32.5 seconds
My night cappin elf put my night cap on for me when i was asleep and has the name of steve.
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