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The white stuff that ends up in the ear after rubbing one out.
Last night, Sally passed out on me, so I gave her some ear puffs while she was sleeping.
When you sing a song in your head, stop, and swear you hear it playing in the background.
Person 1:Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo... doo.... dooooooooo!
Person 2: Please shut up.
Person 1: Fine.
-silence-
Person 1: Did you just hear that?
Person 2: Hear what?
Person 1: The song I was singing I just heard it playing!
Person 2: Nah, that was just ear music
It's a real thing.
Deli ears refers to someone who always listens to conversations in which he/she wasn't invited.
Many academics believe it's etymology is rooted in people who sit in deli restaurants all day and listen to people around them speak; however, this isn't true. It's beginning, as with all evil things, can be traced back to Oxford University.
After the British subjugated India, they set up a provincial government in New Delhi. They encouraged natives to bring back any word of rebellion. One such native, called Tom, was instrumental in stopping uprisings against the British authority. For his deeds, Oxford named the ability to listen to other conversation "Deli Ears," because Tom had ears that looked like sliced turkey.
The term all but died out until a small cult in Long Island revived it.
Damn, that dude got some deli ears!
To listen in on someone else's conversation when you have no business doing so.
Quit ear hustlin' my conversation!
When your laying on your bed and hear something merkin around you room, and all you can see off the side of the bed is kitty cat triangle ears.
When someone is listen too another conversation that they are not involved.
Look at you over there ear hustling.
When you suck yourself and stick it in her ear while playing rock band listening to the my little pony theme song.
I gave Stephanie a sloppy ear.