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A derogatory term to define an individual who specifically is a strong believer in devoting their mind, body, and soul towards the pleasing of their idol. They will do anything for their idol, and are extremely attached to their idol, whether or not the person enjoys their presence at all.
Person 1: "Dude, this chick just sent nudes."
Person 2: "Ew. She's such an Earl Rider."
A derogatory term to define an individual who specifically is a strong believer in devoting their mind, body, and soul towards the pleasing of their idol. They will do anything for their idol, and are extremely attached to their idol, whether or not the person enjoys their presence at all.
Person 1: "Dude, this chick just sent nudes."
Person 2: "Ew. She's such an Earl Rider."
A derogatory term to define an individual who specifically is a strong believer in devoting their mind, body, and soul towards the pleasing of their idol. They will do anything for their idol, and are extremely attached to their idol, whether or not the person enjoys their presence at all.
Person 1: "Dude, this chick just sent nudes."
Person 2: "Ew. She's such an Earl Rider."
When someone is small, but has a large temper and is easily angered.
Jesus Christ he is such a Matthew Earl!
When a group of dominant males pull their goalies into a water gun, and the lesser male takes the gun to the nearby old folks home and sprays the oldest slut there
Rick, john, Mathew, Ryan, tony and mike all fired their knuckle children in this water gun! Make that bitch chew on their dirty earls!
After defecating into a toilet (do not flush), the person who has defeacated, put their sexual partners head in the toilet, while having intercourse with them from behind. As their head is in the toilet they start to puke. Making their body clinch, while the other person is inside of them.
While Becky's head was in the toilet, getting "Dirty Earl'ed" she started to rethink her life's decisions
In the day of the olden, One was a old Dishonorable man that slay two rubbers and a child of light was born or so the tale goes.
"The Broken Rubber Of Earls could be considered a legacy piece or a sad sad sad mans tale."