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Eric is a kind of man that is tall and cute not good looking but cute. He gets the best girl even though he has a small dick. He likes to spend time with family and friends. He enjoys to hang out with weird kids and usually has a weird sibling. If you find an Eric leave him before it is to late. Girls stay away he can be charming but rude and dangerous.
Boy: Hey pretty lady who you looking at?
Girl: I'm looking at Eric Elias he is so cute.
The Elias Rude (/bə.ˈnoʊ.boʊ/ or /ˈbɒ.nə.boʊ/; Penis paniscus), formerly called the pygmy chimpanzee and less often, the dwarf or gracile dick, is an endangered small penised ape and one of the two penis-species making up the genus Penis; the other is Penis troglodytes, or the common small-penise-chimpanzee. Although the name "small-penise-chimpanzee" is sometimes used to refer to both penis-species together, it is usually understood as referring to the common small-ass-ick-in-my-mum-chimpanzee, whereas Penis paniscus is usually referred to as the Brazzers account.
A dude in my class was such an Elias Rude today.
STOP BEEING SO ELIAS RUDE!
A person that is very much like a downie or Barbatroll. They have a 97.4% chance of listening to Slipknot.
Gavin: Wow this is so good music (listening to Slipknot).
Simon: What a Elias s
The Elias Effect is a state in someones mind where they become extremely salty or toxic. This is mostly in video games, but rarely, it happens in real life. The person will try to blame away everything and try to make it someone else's fault. The person will miss a shot and then mumble or yell something about the opponents.
For example.
-Oh my god he is so angry, why?
-Its just The Elias Tantrum.
I'm going crazy, i must be having The Elias Tantrum.
Probably the biggest simp at your school, he will go out of his way just to talk to a girl mostly someone who is more underage
Look Elias mcgees over there
The biggest, shortest, most perverted simp anyone could ever imagine. Beware of his stalking and his horrid grammar.
"Oh god is that Elias Garrido? He's so weird, let's leave"