Eli

A lil pussy who with steal your girl. Eli caps about everything and will deny everything he says. When you are about to fight him he will call his daddy to pick him up.

“auy you heard what eli did?”
“yeah he called his dad when he was about to get into a fight”

“yeah what a pussy

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Eli

Weird but cutie. Likes rough boys. Has many sex fantasies . Shortie. Sometimes funny. Can have any guy.

Person 1: She’s an Eli
Person 2: I wanna have an Eli.
Person 1: Me too.

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Eli

Eli is a fucking bitch ass bitchy bitchface

Shut the hell up eli

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Eli

cuntcuntcunt

"cunt cunt cunt"
"dont you mean.... Eli?"

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Elis

To be an amazing. Full of love and kindness. Beautiful and humble most sweetest female. Graduated from University of Loyalty and Integrity. Extremely rare and precious.

Oh my goodness cool, that’s Elis!

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Eli

A Capitalist Pig in search of love and warmth. He trys to make fun of communism but it fails. Like Capitalism.

Isn't Mitt Romney's real name Eli?

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Eli

The weird kid in the back that low key creeps you out and shoots people with highlighters

Eli kind of creeps me out

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