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The minimal amount of English a foreign-born waiter or busboy learns in order to communicate with his/her customers—"hamburger," "fork," "cheese," etc.
He couldn't really follow what was on TV, he basically just knew restaurant English
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the english momio server is filled with nsfw content, 17 year olds, bts, fake depression...also known as the defenition of tumblr 2.0. Everyone looks the same, im pretty sure you have seen a guy on there with a buzz cut, sad emoji shirt and ripped jeans,,,yeah right.
or maybe you have seen polish and german people speaking in their language?
some innapropppppppriate editsss???
children with nicotine addictions.
nnn????
LETS NOT FORGET Momio is a app for children where we learn about safety lmao
welcome to english momio human
have you heard about english momio?
oh yeah, you mean tumblr?
People who put more thoughts into a novel than the original owner did
English teacher:I can’t keep a stable marriage
https: //m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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When you cum in a girls face them tea bag her and fart in her face
I'm gonna make you an English latte bitch
The name for when you beat someone in grammar, vocabulary or pronunciation.
Jim: If only that was possible.
Doctor: Actually it's "only if that WERE possible." Conditional Clause.
Fred: Wow Dr, you just english owned him!
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Someone who goes to down to the library to study.
Did you hear Ethan is an English Slut
English class with Gry is like being dickslapped by a starving jew during holocaust. I have never been more impatient than during Gry's lessons. If you can't feel the dickslapping, then you will at a bare minimum starve slowly to death yourself. This occurs in context with the mere boredom of English with Gry.
In the events, that you survive to see your grade from Gry, you will instantly drop to the floor as Gry stares deep into your soul. As you're then gasping for air, she will proceed to violently eat up your soul from the inside, until you're nothing but an empty course.
In conclusion, you must always skip English with Gry.
Person 1: "Are you going to the next lesson, bro?"
Person 2: "No, are you crazy? It's English with Gry."
Person 1: "Oh snap, then I'm not going either."