evan

1. makes the everything seem good, safe,hopefull and happy when you hug him. 2. has the most sincere, hearmelting, lovable smile and laugh. 3. the guy you can alwayse call when you need help. 4. the most honest and caring person ever. 5. the man who will ruin all other men for you. 6. the most truly humble sex god on earth. 7. just being around him will make you remember when the world was a good place.

1 "you know who i called when i thought i was dying? evan"

2 "i can't do this with you, im still in love with evan"

3 "evan, i think i love you"

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evan

a prostitute on the Mexican border known for his cheap prices and many STD's

he has chlamydia
why
he went to *shudder* evan

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evan

a cute goofy guy, that always seems to be able to put a smile on his face no matter what. Always there for you when you need him, is the greatest person in the whole entire world(besides cassie) Most loveable guy there is.

"youre a goof ball"
"evans more of a goofball"
"but hes damnnn sexy"

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evan

A strong man that is on the path to being very successful. That guy that you just know he has had sex with the girl of his choice. All the women want to be with him and all the guys want to be him.

He is such a great evan.

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evan

Evan - The sexiest man name ever invented, because in 2 syllables, you have "E" (a common party drug), and "Van" (a common fuck spot). Definitely a sexy name all around.

"That guy from the bar last night was a COMPLETE evan. I gave him my real number"

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Evans

One that is pro or professional. Sometimes someone that is "gudo" and many noobs look up to him

He is Evans

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Evanizing

The act of annoying people with comments - usually used by evans.

Hey bro, did you invite all the people to the meeting?

Nope.

Can you do it?

Maybe.

Could you please stop evanizing around and give me a normal answer?

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Can you please stop evanizing? It kills the teamspirit.