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When a crazy half german celebrates the birthday of Adolf Hitler by getting annoyed when others criticise German heritage and react by jizzing in a German beer and skolling it
Dude my German friend didn’t like it when Adolf’s birthday wasn’t celebrated so he gave himself a German explosion
when you're just goin through one of em moments when you in dem feels and it jus gets so real #uwuexplosion
after hearing a really deep song, scott had an uwu explosion
Fat guy and laxitives
Jordan: "you you have some explosive poopy"
Carl: "No u"
Jordan: *dies*
When u fart and a shit ton of feta cheese comes out ya asshole
Hey i just had a cheese explosion
When it feels like you have to take a giant shit, but it's really just one turd and a giant fart behind it.
I rushed home cause I thought I had to crap, turns out it was just explosive decompression.
Diarrhea that is so bad it explodes out your ads-you have no time to get to a toilet. The Barney refers to Barney Roble as in the Flintstones and references the slowness of driving like the Flintstones when you have to shit right now!
OMG i ate that whole burrito with the hot sauce and now I've got explosive Barney--I need a barhroom NOW!
When you use so much lotion it's an explosion. If you know what I'm saying. 😏
Samanathas daddy had a lotion explosion.