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FTW

Its what you say when you are texting someone and they tell you to have sex with something random... not that that ever happens... (Fuck the what!?)

go hav sexual intercourse with a fish" "FTW!?

by Laska517 August 14, 2010


ftw

former therapy wick

bro yoy should visit the ftw

by imskullbruv May 26, 2018


FTW

FTW - Fight The Weakest

It's 2018 and EA gave us BattleFront 2 where if you're pro enough you take Darth Maul and follow Rey. If she starts running away from you, just politely push her out of the map with some kinky force joking staff (50 Shades of Gray ;*) in Palpa...I mean Supreme Leade... I fucking mean Emperor's style *sigh*.

Don't bother to get Darth Vader - too much credits for his pregnant wife joking powers (no wonder Luke tried to kill him & assassination by Empire's Officer attempts in star wars comics).

TR-T8 is the hero we deserve - I want to play as him when I encounter Iden Versio.

But you know... Star Wars is PEGI 12.

Message to EA & DICE & Rian Johnson *tries to breath calmly*:
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed; the ability to destroy my entire childhood is insignificant to the power of Star Wars and Mr. Robot fans.
I find your lack of basic logic disturbing.

12 year old spammer: FTW !!!
Dude who lives in real life mode and watched The Last Jedi: Do you know what FTW means...?
12 year old spammer: For The Win !!! noob lololol
Dude who lives in real life mode and watched The Last Jedi: Fight The Weakest... STFU *rage quit and report*

by ThursdayDude December 30, 2017


FTW

the "cool" way of saying wtf

it means Fuck The What
used by "cool kids" only

nerdboy: im gonna have secks with my sister
coolboy: FTW fucking sick

by gusto nueces September 9, 2009


ftw

fuck the what - when you are even more confused than when you would type "wtf"

So, the math teacher was talking about infinitesimal calculus in second period and I was like ftw?!

by S_Teee July 7, 2021


Ftw

For the win

Minecraft prison ftw with stef

by BluerockerA February 1, 2015


FTW

FTW stands for "Follow The Whale" in affiliate marketing.

In 2010, affiliates from around the world began using "Follow The Whale" (FTW) to encourage others to emulate the success of top affiliates in the industry.

In affiliate marketing, a "Whale" is someone who achieves significant success and high earnings. A Whale can also refer to a top-performing CPA Network.

Following the whale means adopting strategies and practices of these successful affiliates or networks to improve one's own results. #FTW #FollowTheWhale

1. "If you want to succeed in affiliate marketing, just FTW - Follow The Whale."
2. "I just signed up with CrakRevenue. Time to FTW and boost my earnings!"
3. "Seeing how much they're making motivates me to FTW and up my game."

by whalesforthewin July 18, 2024