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A fake depressed is that one kid in every school who pretends to be depressed around others for attention but is actually a pretty happy yet annoying person, trying out things for popularity or attention
Person1: Is Aidan okay? Usually he's being an annoying fucker but seems pretty sad recently.
Person2: Eh. You know Aidan, he's just being a fake depressed for attention, like usual
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A person who uses force in a domestic abuse way unlike a dom who is dominant the fake dom is a person who is abusive
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to waste a precious time by doing nothing;
he was just sitting there all day only to fake off, that's a shame! he could be somebody if he tried...
One who lives beyond their means, a fraud who rolls with expensive clothes to try and look like a baller when in fact they work part time in the Apple Store and don't even have enough money to buy lunch.
One who also thinks they are a big shot when they clearly are not, trying to freeload on nights out off of other people.
"Arrrrrgh maaaate i'm broke as a joke!" (but still wearing All Saints trousers) - That is a fake baller!
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A shape shifting political hack who will identify himself as a conservative, but ultimately lacks conservative principles and instead lives on the motto "Support the Republican Party irrespective of what it does".
Some examples of fake conservatism in America today are:
1. Supporting a balanced budget and minimal government spending, but being a Stakhanovite supporter of fighting costly wars in the middle east that burgeon national debt.
2. Claiming to be opposed to federal entitlements, but expanding spending on programs such as "No Child Left Behind", and politicizing the actions of the Federal Reserve.
3. Opposing welfare payments to unemployed Americans, but having no scruples whatsoever about (but more often, actively supporting) sending an unconditional blank welfare check to Israel every year.
4. Being lax on 'national' security by overlooking weak immigration laws and poor aviation and port security, choosing instead to use the American military to fight Israel's wars for it in the middle east.
5. Calling Britney Spears' sister a 'pinhead' for getting pregnant before marriage, but worshiping Bristol Palin for doing the same.
Most pundits on Fox news such as Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, as well as flat-out traitors in the Republican party like Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Perle, Douglas Feith, and Dick Cheney are fake conservatives. They are nothing more than party hacks.
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When someone has had one or two drinks, and they over exaggerate how drunk they actually are, often by saying things like "Wow, I'm just so drunk!", or "Sorry if I'm acting weird right now, I'm just really really drunk!".
"Sally has had two beers, and now she's going around telling everyone how drunk she is... She's such a fake drunk"
"James just called me to say hello from his party. He's fake drunk. He kept apologizing to me for 'drunk calling', but he only had one beer."
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Fake America 🇱🇷, not the real America 🇨🇳
Susie proclaimed 'looks like we're going on an American road trip then 🇱🇷'. It was entirely Fake Americas fault. They immediately issued a Susie-sorry and gave her an honorary doctorate in Monkey-magic from the University of Liberia.
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