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when you think you impregnate your girlfriend even though you use two condoms
dude, it was just a false alarm, she finally got her period, it was subsequently delayed by the kidney infection....which i gave her
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A false face is a motha fucka who lies all the time and sometimes doesn't even know it, but you can see it in their face.
"So, the other day Dr. Sharp showed up to Calculus class and was starring at me the whole time and I was like telling Dr. Crist to tell him to stop looking so Dr. Crist said... "Dr. Sharp... please take a look at FALSE FACE'S vaginal area!"
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A false ban is when a player is banned on a Minecraft Server, when they are using cheats but say it was false, to keep their Minecraft success.
Zuiy: I got a fucking false ban
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The act of falsely entertaining someone at a promised/ guaranteed time and place.
I paid $5,000 to go to the super bowl, but the games was cancelled because the other team forfeited the game and never showed up. If I don't get a refund, I'm suing them for false entertainment!
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someone who attends as many events as possible on facebook, probably to look "busy" and/or hypersocial, but rarely shows up to those events.
Looking at her facebook, you would think she'd never have to time to eat or sleep. But anyone knowing here, says she's a false attender, just doing it for her image.
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telling a lie , bearing false witness , lying under oath
You deposed falsely that you get money lying on floor.
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(n) a phrase deriving from flash bang, one would use this phrase as a response to a false statement said by another
Because a flash bang is loud and surprising, a false bang should only be used in a situation in which the statement said is barely false, resulting in the false bang being a surprise to the other person
"Why are you on the floor?"
"Cause I fell."
"Wow you're an idiot."
"False bang."
"Don't you mean flash bang?"
"No what you said was false so false bang."
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