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A non-Black dude who tries to act Black.
A faux bro is similar to a wigga, but can be different. Example: A White dude acting like a Black dude can be called either a faux bro or a wigga. However, a wigga is ALWAYS a White person, male or female. A faux bro can be of any race, but is always a dude.
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An imaginary boyfriend, usually a celebrity. This crush is characterized by the obsessive consumption of the individual's body of work (whether in music, film, television, etc), no matter how terrible or lame it is.
"My new faux beau is Paulie Jr. from "American Chopper"; it's the stupidest show on TV, but I could watch him read the phone book."
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When you're about to high five someone, and your hands are just about to hit, then the other high-fiver quickly moves their hand away leaving you with a non-returned air five... you dork.
I had just gotten a new job and turned to give Amy a high five to celebrate my coolness, and she quickly dodged my hand leaving me with a faux five. I then felt very un-cool.
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Term used to describe one's step-father or non-biological male guardian. Originated by Adam Carolla via his podcast The Adam Carolla Show.
Billy: Hey Tommy, how'd you land that black eye?
Tommy: My Faux Pa just started hitting the hard cider again, it's been a rough week.
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Faux-reo,Fo-real
a black person who is viewed as a white washed oreo by his black peers and is not found threatening by both races but views any race that uses any labels as ignorant. A peace maker of the black race.
* Has a job
* Finished School
* Can fight but never starts one
* Relates with many cultures
* Intelligent
* Proud of his culture and genetics
* Aware of the past but positive look towards the future.
* Always persecuted by both races
Famous Faux-reos
Will Smith
Alfonso Ribeiro
Steven Q.Urkel
Morgan Freeman
Martin Luther King Jr
Yeshuah (Jesus)
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The indication that you have full cell phone signal strength until you actually try to make a call, at which point you lose all bars, only to have them return when you cancel the unsuccessful call.
I had 4 faux bars but I still couldn't make the call.
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Refers to grocery stores that require customers to apply for frequent customer cards in order to recieve discounts.
The store proudly displays the amount of "savings" on the bottom of the reciept to show how much money was saved during the shopping trip.
However, the customer doesn't actually know if the amount saved actually means anything since there is no way to tell what the actual price on an item is.
Sally looked at her reciept and saw that she has "saved" thirty dollars on her grocery bill. However, she knows that the groceries that she bought always seem to be on "sale" and that the thirty dollars is just "faux-savings".
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