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An act of deception, for better or for worse, when a friend or colleague in some way, shape, or form does something that they should not be doing, whether by luck or skill.
"I heard Alex didn't study for that test and got an A, then proceeded to fuck a sexy ass pornstar and not bust a nut." God damn that fucking ferret ass.
A ferret is a Cat Noodle.
They fit through tiny spaces while also attacking your toes.
"What a cute Ferret!"
"Ferret, That's a Cat Noodle!"
"Watch out its gonna bite your toes!"
Definition for Draco Malfoy. The little bouncing ferret 👱 ♂️
Person 1: Hey, look a ferret
Person 2: wow cool
You/Me : No,thats Draco the bouncing ferret
A ground type pokemon, commonly sighted oh earth, although EX versions are strictly not found on earth.
A ferret just defeated my best pokemon!
A frail and weak young man, who is passed around and raped in prison by hard prisoners, and grows to embrace his effeminate side.
Person 1: Free Tay-K, (Taymor Travon McIntyre) he didn't do nothing wrong.
Person 2: That boys a Ferret for life now, with his busted booty hole, he won't be the same, chill.
SO POGGERs
in serious tho i love them it is so funny when they hide they're toys