A fight involving a person/people that causes major chaos and destruction in or around the area they are fighting in
Person A: yo they about too throw down?
Person B: hell yeah. It’s gonna be that Niggah Fight
When you dry hump your girlfriend.
Dude did you finally get some? Hell no we just had another zipper fight and a wasted boner.
When you and your buddies with small tic tac dicks jerk each other off and explode all over each other
Billy’s mom FaceTimes him with his buddies and goes “oh you boys, always having your lotion fights. Be careful not to get it in your eyes when you try to wipe it off.”
Doing what must be done in a conflict between two sides.
Master Chief, you mind telling me you're doing on that ship?
Sir.... Finishing the fight.
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tyler: what's the deal about the fight club in jersey?
eli: shut the fuck up
A fight that originates after someone steps on another person's Air Jordan shoes. This can lead to a J Knockout, or escolate to a J Murder.
DANG! That dude stepped on the other guy's shoes, there's about to be a J Fight!!!