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fantastic beasts and where to find them

A movie where "Newt" (Eddie Redmayne) wrecks New York by losing his shit (the fantastic beasts). And there were never even any wizards in America anyways! What the hell David Yates.

Did you see Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them? It was... interesting.

by Voiceless Knight December 29, 2016

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Sorry, we couldn't find: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Sorry, we couldn't find: soul sand

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by Doctorwho101 November 25, 2021

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damn son where did you find this

The vocal sound effect used on trap songs that nobody will never find out who recorded it.

*Listens trap music*
-Oh, man there is the drop coming!
-"Damn son where did you find this?"
*Music drops*

by hardman May 7, 2015

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if anyone ever finds this i will be so surprised

Wow, you found it. That means I must be surprised right. Wait a minute does this mean I have to be surprised right when you find it. SHIT!
(Phrase)
I Feeling of surprise as someone finds something. It's pretty self explanatory.

As I bury the body I say to my companion, If anyone ever finds this I will be so surprised.

by flieww February 10, 2018


couldn't find his ass with two hands

Someone who does not have a clue about what is going on around them. A person that has to have jokes explained to them. Even worse, someone that acts as if they don't understand something even when they understand perfectly.

That jerkoff Devlin couldn't find his ass with two hands .

by dempsey4mk July 10, 2006

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yhu find as he'll i won't yhu

I "ghetto" phrase made as a joke, aimed at people who tend to speak in a "ghetto" manner. The meaning of the phrase is actually "You fine as hell, I want you" but was changed to "yhu find as he'll i won't yhu" to imply that a primarily "ghetto" male was showing interest in an attractive female. It is supposed to imitate bad spelling and auto-correct in a sentence. The phrase is primarily used to show attraction in a person, and essentially wanting to date.

*man sees attractive female on Instagram*
Man: Ooh, she fine as hell, I want her. Lemme comment on her post.
*yhu find as he'll i won't yhu*
Man: Damnit auto-correct

by ZbIsMe23 October 1, 2020

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I hope this email finds you well

An example of the perils of virtual working during COVID. When you're on your death bed and your employer emails you to see if you've met your deadline yet

"I hope this email finds you well. I know you're busy dying and all, but did you have a chance to finish that presentation?"

by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021

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