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A home-made tiny flag constructed with a toothpick and one of those tiny page-marker post-its. Usually used for flag planting. Alternatively, one of the manufactured country flags commonly used in food arrangements can be used if you and your roommates are of distinctly different ethnicities.
Ever since Jim moved in, our room has become completely filled with toothpick flags.
1) Traditional symbol of socialist resistance.
2) in an Orwellian reversal, also the song sung by Blair and his cronies at Labour Party Conference
Red Flag (song), Blair version:
We'll suck up to the ruling class
We'll fuck the workers up the ass
And just to show that we're sincere
We'll sing the Red Flag once a year.
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There's two popular versions of the lesbian flag. One is with pink and red, and one is with pink and orange. There's controversy about what flag to use, but honestly, just use whichever flag you personally prefer and don't be rude to people just for liking a different version of the lesbian flag!
"Look, I drew the lesbian flag!"
"I drew it too, but mine is a different version."
"That's okay!"
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Six flags is an excellent chonga and chongo sight-seeing location. Simply wear comfortable shoes, and you'll be ready to be entertained for several hours. Most commonly observed behaviors include PDA between two obese monsters, 20yrold parents screeching at their growing brood, and white hicks from Nebraska freaking the fuck out.
The rides are a cheap alternative to an abortion and/or neck injury. Afterwards, you may feel inclined to take a bath in hand-sanitizer.
"ayyyy mariaaa como was da ridezz aaa seeeex flaghhs (six flags)?" - angel
"ohhh anhelll looos ridezzz fue muchhoo divertido.. que fun!!"
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Describes the effect of eating too much hot food, on the anus. White with a glowing red spot in the middle
Man that Vindaloo just reached the other end, burned so much I was jumping round the toilet rim, now I got an arse like a Japanese Flag
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When there is only one sheet of toilet paper left on the roll and someone forgot to restock the bathroom.
He was left with a white flag and had to surrender his pride and yell for someone to bring him a new roll.
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Something (such as a phrase or action) in a movie or TV show that hints a character is going to die. Usually the more death flags they rack up, the higher the probability they will die.
Examples of a Death Flag include:
-Aggravating an important character, such as a king.
-Unknowingly ignoring signs a person is a psycho.
-Telling someone everything will be okay.
-Boasting about how lucky you are to be alive after a certain deadly event.
-Running into danger because you think you are a strong boi and will become a chick magnet.
-Running into danger because you underestimate the enemy.
-Killing innocents and expecting to be forgiven.
-Being a teacher of the next warrior and teaching them everything you know.
-If in animation, being poorly detailed and bland means that the animators know the person will die so they don't bother making the person look good.
-Investigating a noise you heard at night when home alone.
"Huh? What was that noise? I have to check it out because that's not a stupid decision at this time while no one can hear me screaming for my life as I'm killed."
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