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A man takes a hold of his man-junk and places one of his testicles over each eye socket of his partners face (as if wearing goggles) while draping his penis down the nose shaft.
My girl was asleep lastnight, and I made her wear the German Flight Goggles
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Flight of the Navigator is a 1986 science fiction film directed by Randal Kleiser and written by Mark H. Baker and Michael Burton, about a 12-year-old boy named David who is abducted by an alien spacecraft and finds himself caught in a world which has changed around him.
Flight of the Navigator (1986):
Max: I told you, I blew a fuse when I totalled that electrical tower. I was checking out some daisies.
David: You crashed while looking at FLOWERS?
Max: I crashed into electrical towers and my star charts were erased. I need the ones in your head to complete my mission.
David: So you need ME and my INFERIOR brain to fly that thing?
Max: Correction, I need the SUPERIOR information in your INFERIOR brain to fly this... thing.
David: What are we doing all the way up here, you geek?
Max: Geek?
David: I swear to God if I was driving this thing we'd be home by now!
Max: Oh yeah?
David: Yeah!
Max: Oh yeah?
David: Yeah!
Max: OK turkey YOU fly it.
(Max turns everything off)
(Alien eats David's hat)
Max: That could have been your head David.
Max: Compliance!
Radar operator 1: Japanese air force report sightings of the aircraft above Tokyo, sir.
Dr. Faraday: Tokyo?
Radar operator 2: Japanese air force reports the aircraft has left Japanese airspace.
Dr. Faraday: Where's it going now?
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A person(s) who enjoys variuos forms of sex with medical personnel in the Air Medical field.
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A movie that is like a cross between Snakes On A Plane and Dawn Of The Dead. Not really a scary movie, but fun to watch if you like gore or zombie action movies.
D.J.: Dude, that movie was cool.
J.C.: I know, man!! Flight Of The Living Dead sounds like it would lame, but it was awsome.
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The new Fear of Flying, where people on a plane are inches apart and, once seated beside someone coughing, there is nowhere to escape.
Advised to distance himself from other humans, needing to get to Chicago, he assessed the flight risk and decided to drive.
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Aussie slang: top notch, very good. Moslty used to describe ones wife.
"I got me a top flight missus, she brings me beer whenever i want it!"
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A flight simulation game created in the year 2020 and published by Microsoft as a follow-up to FSX. It is critically acclaimed for its graphics, quality, and realistic gameplay.
Flight Simulator 2020 is critically acclaimed for its graphics, quality, and realistic gameplay.