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When a white girl has sex with a black guy
She just hit that root beer float
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Performing a handstand on a Keg of beer that is floating in a large body of water, i.e. a pong, lake or slow moving river. Usually the active Floating Keg Stander is supported by drinking companions who grasp his / her legs while placing both hands on the Floating Keg. Once the maximum amount of beer is consumed, the drinker is, of course, released into the body of water in which the Keg is floating.
I nearly drowned in beer and fresh water while performing a floating Keg Stand on Donner Lake. (Keg Stand, Floating)
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very dark skinned black people, because all you see of them in the dark is their t-shirts
ay did you see all those floating t-shirts over there by the bus-stop?
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Also known as silent but deadly. A fart that can not be heard but can sure as hell be smelt. This type of flatulent sneaks up on you and unless there is a breeze, hard to tell who it came from. Don't ever recognize this type of fart out loud otherwise you fall into the rule of: "Whoever smelt it delt it"
"someone done ripped a floating air bisquit"
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Floating head doctor is a body with no head and a head with no body. The head often floats around while the body clumsily makes mistakes. Invented by J.D. on Scrubs.
Head: Have you seen my body!!?!?
Guy1: It's over there hurry!
Body: No, you shall never get me!!
Elliot: Sigh, it's just Floating Head Doctor again"
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When you give a girl laxatives to cause her to have diarrhea, flip her over so her ass fills with shit (root beer), and cum on top of the pool of of shit (vanilla ice cream)
Person 1: How did your date go with Sarah?
Person 2: It went great, we saw a movie then I gave her the Root Beer Float in my car
Another word for farting
Oh no I just started floating an air biscuit