Floppy log

A manitobin term for an unerect penis usually referred to one's own

Hey churt last night I tried to bang my girlfriend but I couldn't because I had a major case of floppy log

floppy meatus

When you're too drunk to get a boner so you've got to pork your girl with a frozen sausage instead.

I had one too many vodka cokes last night so I had to resort to a floppy meatus, mans gotta do what mans gotta do.

Floppy Downs

Abnormally large breasts to the point where they are no longer perky and loosely hang.

Check out that girls floppy downs.

floppy donkey

A girl with disproportionately large, hanging breasts.

Disgraced Canadian teacher William Fabel informed the class that D.G.'s pendulous bosum made her "a bona-fide floppy donkey, eh".

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floppy nipple

It's a road tripping, ice cream dripping hell of a time

What's up floppy nipple ?!

You floppy nipping anytime soon?

Floppy nip, you're a hairy Fallopian tubes

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Flippy Floppies

Large, flat, natural female breast.

Did you see those flippy floppies?

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floppy disk

A 3.5" disk used to store 1.44MB, a ridiculous amount of space but it is now coming out of fashion.

"Dude, I feel chlostrophobic when I use a floppy disk."

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