Win-Challenged

Politically correct description of a loser

Teacher: “Where is Nick?”
Nick’s Sister: “He missed the bus this morning.”
Teacher: “That gut-bucket probably spent twenty minutes just trying to tie his shoe laces. What a win-challenged excuse for lumpy lard that kid is."

The Fruits Of Win

The 6 fruits that equal win;

Apple
Orange
Pineapple
Watermelon
Kiwi
Banana

When loss is approaching eat The Fruits Of Win

BLAST WIN

To do or achieve something very difficult, unexpected.

Michee: Hey, did you FC my mom...?
Raay: OH MY GOD FC ...BLAST WIN!

pay-to-win

Buying something that gives a big advantage over others.

Hello! I just bought this mega huge gun for 500000 pounds!
Did you just pay-to-win that?

Winning the fridge

Winning the fridge is synonymous with success in general. It is particularly applicable if free food is somehow involved

Tonight we're winning the fridge and eating for free

Minute to win it

When you don't have much time to masturbate, and if you don't finish really quickly you'll definitely get caught, but you do it anyway.

"Alright it's 6:58; I don't have much time before my parents wake up, but I'm super horny. Looks like I have a minute to win it.

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Hossa Win

(Back Story)After losing in the Stanley Cup finals 2 years in a row, 3rd time was the charm. In the 2010 Stanley Cup playoffs, Marian Hossa was finally a champion. Opposite of Hossa Fail. Synonym to vindicate. To redeem yourself and prove others wrong.

-"That girl had a reputation of being really ugly, until she put on make up. Then it was a Hossa win."

- I have the best kill/death ratio on Modern Warfare 2 = win.

- I had the best kill/death ratio on Modern Warfare 2 until I broke my thumbs. Everyone thought I sucked. Then I was the best again and proved them wrong = Hossa win.

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