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Fox News

Sensationlist trash channel. State media dumbed down so even Dubya can understand it.

Fox News tries blame everything on liberals, and all its arguments could be defeated by a 7th grader.

by Devin March 24, 2005

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Matthew Fox

Matthew Fox (born July 14, 1966) is an American actor. He is most well-known for playing the television characters Charlie Salinger on Party of Five and Jack Shephard on Lost.

The son of Loretta and Francis Fox, Matthew Fox was born as the middle of three brothers on his family's horse ranch in Crowheart, Wyoming. He was educated at Deerfield Academy in Massachusetts and Columbia University and also attended the School for Film and Television in New York City. After graduating in 1988, he began acting with the Atlantic Theater Company. Fox married Margherita Ronchi in 1992. They have two children, Kyle (pronounced "Kyleigh") and Byron. Fox is also a fan of the Philadelphia Eagles, as well as the Toronto Blue Jays.

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Filmography
1992 Early TV appearance on Wings
1992 TV series debut in a regular role, Freshman Dorm
1993 Feature film debut, My Boyfriend's Back
1994 Had regular role of older sibling Charlie Salinger in the weekly drama series, Party of Five
1999 Received rave reviews for his portrayal of a disturbed young man in the CBS movie Behind the Mask, opposite Donald Sutherland
2002 Co-starred in the UPN series Haunted
2004-present Portrays Dr. Jack Shephard on the ABC drama Lost
2006 Co-starring in the Warner Bros film "We Are... Marshall", about the 1970 plane crash that took the lives of almost the entire Marshall University football team. He is playing the role of coach Red Dawson, opposite Matthew McConaughey. It is currently filming. Release date slated for early December 2006.

Matthew Fox
Lost (2004-)
Haunted (2002)

by P. redeckis June 4, 2006

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Megan Fox

An average-looking chick who, due to her need for a bloated ego, underwent a lot of plastic and somehow, because she was named "World's Sexiest Woman," is now the "Sexiest Woman Alive" to sexually frustrated 14-year-old males across the globe. She idolizes Angelina Jolie (Um, why?) so much that she got plastic surgery to look more like her, then she tells everyone that she is "not the next anyone." When asked if she is attractive, she usually answers with something conceited like, "Well, I'm clearly not ugly." ORLY? I guess that when you're turned into a plastic duck via plastic surgery, you get a free pass to be full of sh*t.

"I think Megan Fox is the hottest woman alive."
"Yeah, because you're fourteen. I forgive you for your ignorance."

or

"Megan Fox isn't the next anyone. She is so original!"
"Oh, really? Then why does Megan Fox look like a cheap clone of Angelina Jolie?"

by LOL@MYDEFINITION! June 21, 2009

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Fox News

A member of the Corporate News Media consortium, which includes the BBC, CNN (Blatantly named, "Corporate News Network"), ABC, (MS)NBC, CTV (Canada), Sky Networks, and others, especially subordinates of News Corp of which Fox is a part. Fox News uses the motto, "Fair & Balanced", when the constant barrage of editorial segments broadcast each day prove the network to be anything but.

The New York arm of Fox News is the most infamous, featuring such figures as Bill O'Reilly & Sean Hannity in the evenings, Don Imus, Megyn Kelly in the "objective news part of the day", Eric Bolling (former Oil Industry stock broker) on the newly instated program 'The Five', and even a petulant child in the body of a man named Neil Cavuto, the latter of whom is a top executive in the network and an obnoxious voice against any economic policy that could restore North America's domestic economic strength.

Bill O'Reilly is one of the commentators on the program. While he used to be a journalist in his younger days, and had a tabloid news program on CBS, his entire stint at Fox News has been nothing but a giant insult to journalism today.

Ratings is one of the only defenses Fox News can rely on when other media figures, regardless of their scope in the global media emporium, call them out on their deceptive tactics.

by Grizmondus October 17, 2011

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Fox News

Total Bullshit

That's a load of Fox News

by Performaman November 4, 2003

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Megan Fox

Reasons why girls shouldn't be jealous of Megan Focks:

1) Megan Fox has more tramp stamps than Rihanna and she's got a huge tattoo stamped on her ass.

2) She wears heavy makeup to cover her flaws. And ever seen her do that whole stupid look hen taking a picture? Yup. Desperate cry for attention.

3) Megan Fox is "plain" or "average" compared to Scarlett Johanson, Adriana Lima, Angelina Jolie, and Hayden Panettiere. I take real boobs over fake plastic boobs anyday.

4) If your guy says Megan Fox is hot he is only doing it to not sound gay or to make you mad or jealous.

5) Talented actress?! My ass! Since when did acting like a whore became a talent? Oh right. Because 50% of Americans who love to see some chick leaning over a car looking like she just reached orgasm.

6) Note that Megan Fox fanboys are Nerds, teenagers, and ugly fat old man who are single.

7) She is hot no doubt but not beautiful, there are more real bautiful girls out there.

8) In the next ten years or so - maybe even 5 - since she smokes, she'll start looking like a saggy old lady with a blue waffle, the only thing that can fix it is botox IF she can afford it by then.

9) And speaking of plastic, now we know where 80% of the recycled bottles go - surgeries for Megan Fox. Source: $10,000 boobs.

10) Everyone has thier own opinions. Not everyone agrees that Megan Fox is hot but some do think that she is. So therefore, this is an opinion.

Alot of guys say girls got the Megan Fox jealousy but as if we'll be jealous of that talentless little whore.

by Stacybrown September 15, 2010

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Fox Guy

A humanoid fox who tried to blow down British Parliament on May 11, 5061AD - a brick structure built by sentient Pig-men.

Remember, remember, the 11th of May,
Huffing and puffing and blowing.
I see no reason the Fox Guy, his treason,
should be spoke of by J.K. Rowling.

by Anonomouse Rodent November 4, 2011