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The pansy way to say ice cream. Invented only for the sole purpose of sounding special. While it adds a bit of creativity to the traditional name of ice cream, it only serves the purpose of allowing the owners to charge people more for plain, old ice cream. Some may ask, "Is there really is a difference between ice cream and frozen custard?" The answer is simply no. And all you so called ice cream places that think you're so special because you serve "frozen custard"? You're not.
Maya (pansy server 1): "Um. We don't serve ice cream here."
Jack (pansy server 2): "Can't you read? The sign clearly says frozen custard."
Customer: Get a life.
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It is the act of freezing your poop, and then using it as a sex toy
Hold on baby, let me get the frozen jaunita out of the fridge.
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When you and your friends jack off all over your friends windshield in the dead of winter and it freezes so the reciever has to chisel stiff with his ice scraper.
We gave Susie a frozen Eddie last night when she was at work.
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When you stick a ice cude in a girls ass and she shits out
Kevin took a barista on a date that gave him a frozen mocha. Later that might he gave her one
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A frozen forty is when you put 4 rolls of quarters ($40 dollars worth) in a kitchen glove and then put it in the freezer until cold. It is then used as a sex toy.
I sex with a hooker and used a frozen forty on her. I told her to keep the change.
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-One who moves as though they were an elderly woman who was frozen.
-Describes a person who moves extremely slowly.
I can't believe we actually hired that frozen-nonna!
I thought I told you to shave those sideburns you frozen-nonna!
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take a doughnut break. It is no use trying to work with Frozen sandpaper.
like trying to have sex on a beach when it's frozen....just doesn't work. It's like frozen sandpaper-doesn't work!
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