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The day to fuck your crush. Skip the small talk get straight to fuckin.
“Hey Sarah”
“Yeah?”
“Its november 10th, national fuck your crush day!”
“Oh bet”
On May 1st Pick your favorite ex and FUCK . FUCK LIKE THERE IS NOT TOMORROW!
Boy: You know we fucking right?
Girl: Your my ex!
Boy: I know but your my favorite ex and I need sum pussy.
Girl : I mean you do give good dick.
Boy: Bet
Girl: Only because it’s Fuck your ex day!
The day where you fuck your mutual on twitter
Dan: damn it’s fuck a moot day
michelle: get your dick out, we gotta fuck
On October 6th it is Fuck a Protogen day; A day where if you know any protogen, You can fuck them.
Person: Hey (Protogen), you know what today is..?
Protogen: What.
Person: Its Fuck a Protogen day...
Protogen: FUCK
The 27th of March it's the National Fucking Day were you fuck a friend or a lover
Person#1 : I gotta fuck you today!
Person#2: Why?
Person#1: Beacuse it's the 27th march! It's National Fucking Day
Annual Fuck Pickle Day occurs on the 2nd of May. Fuck Pickle.
Issac: Hey why did your parents name you Layne?
Layne: I don't know but its may 2nd so happy Fuck Pickle Day