Dirty Gabe

1. A condition that occurs when a fist, covered with a boxing glove, is inserted into another persons anus without the benefit of prior lubrication.

2. A form of sexual forplay where a exceptionally large hand or fist is inserted into the rectum while being covered with an even larger object (i.e. gloves, brass knuckles, wool mittens).

My girl won't get turned on unless I glove up and give her a vigerous Dirty Gabe.

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Gabe Purple

The nicest colour there is. Named 'Gabe Purple' after Gabe Saporta who wears a purple American Apparel hoodie.

Girl 1: "I love your hoodie, what colour is that?!"
Girl 2: "It's Gabe Purple!"

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Gabe Newell

A large hairy beast. Though rarely seen, this beast can be found in the United States. This is an endangered species so hunting it would be illegal.

Bigfoot is the closest representation I can think of.

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gabe the babe

a clean boy who might come to u as gay or too serious

is sexii but may look like ur brother

has a good sense of style
maybe cocky cause he walks with his head up high
usually has an ugly best friend with an icebox shaped head

I saw gabe the babe in the hallway with his friend who has the icebox head.

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Gabe Helmy

A person that has and obsession with pineapples and will do anything for them

Person 1: look what I found a pineapple shirt to add to my collection

Person 2:pineapples are so nasty

Person 1: WhAT.........DID YOU SAY * Attacks*

Person 2: your such a Gabe helmy

Gabe Guy

When you want to confuse someone beyond comprehension.

James: "hey my cat just died..."
Connor: "Gabe Guy"
James: "Who the fuck is Gabe?"

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Gay Gabe

A gay kid from Alaska who tries to have sex with two not gay boys at once in a camper, resulting in him being rejected and made fun of for the rest of his life.

(In the camper)

Oleana the Gay Gabe: Hey buddys you wanna play truth or dare

Brandon: Um Ok i guess...........

John: what the fuck?

Oleana the Gay Gabe: Ok guys dont freak out, but I dare you let me suck your dicks

Brandon: Dude John lets get the fuck out of here.

John: No doubt dude, Oleana is a total Gay Gabe

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