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Damn bro why is Garrett's name so long.
I don't know man. There's too many r's and too many t's.
Someone who is a low life sonofabitch, He's a cocky motherfucker and he knows it. He usually has to use a pair of tweezers to grab his dick and has many urges to talk about how he loves the taste of cock.
You:Garrett how are you doing. Garrett: HAVE YOU EVER TRIED PENIS BEFORE!!!!
Knows every word to every Marshall mathers song ever! Always sleepy! Goes by the name “slim toofpick”.
Enjoys long walks in the park, pool, and getting gang banged by African American males
“Wow look at that dude I bet he likes black dick, what a Garrett”
A garret is a guy that knows every word to every Marshall mathers song, goes by name “slim toothpick”. Like long walks in the park, smelling farts and black guys.
Favorite movie: black cock down
Often enjoys masturbating 7 times a day
“Wow that guy looks like such a garrett”
There's another kind of Garrett that loves psychedelics. He is a major hippy. He is hardworking with a passion. He seeks passion in others and loves people who are genuine. He won't walk away from you because he knows no one is perfect and he will help you work on your weaknesses. He loves to hold your hand and sometimes he gets really mushy. He is a family guy but does not like to admit it. His family means everything to him. He wants a family like it one day and thinks it is very important to pass on his genetics. He is spiritual but confused. He can't decide on one set religion but God is in his heart. He's also a kinky bastard if you really get to know him but he won't force you to do anything you don't want to do. He's a great friend and is very giving. So much so that he sometimes let's others take advantage of him but over time he learns to not be over trusting.
I couldn't find any better definitions for Garrett
The name given to a person who comes from a long line of disgusting irish farmers who live in shit and piss in a shitty irish town. Also used to describe the local pedophile.
"My son was molestered by the dirty Garrett down the road"
Beast of a man and my better in every way
"God i wish i was more like Garrett"