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a man whose organization is resposible for brainwaashing the mind of the average American individual
He did it because it was tradition.
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the first ever chimpanzee to be president of a country.
let's go to the zoo, i hear they're showcasing dubya's relatives.
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Perhaps the strongest argument for birth control America has ever seen. The president of the United States, he continually manages to fuck up everything he puts his hands on. Similar to a toddler, George can be motivated with fruit snacks and bed-time stories, especially told by Karl Rove or Dick Cheney, the best argument against removing Bush from office.
Despite the fact that Bush didn't win the popular or electoral vote in his first election and through disenfranchisement and rich-boy political string-pulling was able to scrape off a win for his second term, he believes he is a messenger from God destined to lead the world to glory. The most striking difference between Bush and Pinnochio is that Bush's nose doesn't grow when he lies, and Bush already is a real boy.
"He speaks to the audience as if they're idiots. I think the reason he does that is because that's the way these issues were explained to him." – Graydon Carter
"Bush didn't really win on his popularity last time. He won on scaring people that Kerry might do something stupid like, I don't know, sell the ports to the Arabs." – Bill Maher
Warren told his dad that he was as smart as George W. Bush and got grounded for a month.
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The Honkey Texan Bastard that has put our wonderous country into a huge debt and was a brilliant boy in college. The best thing about him is he started a war with dictator that was allegedly keeping chemical weapons. In the end it was all for the OIL. Personal I think he can go f*** himself and bail hay or something
George W. Bush is a cow tippin hilly billy we need a president not a farmer
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To gain a large number of votes despite overwhelming odds, where the majority of people appear to briefly lose sight of the consequences - until it's too late at which point they realise just what they've let themselves into...
Dick: Hey Tom, did ya see that Harry managed to land himself that new management role?
Tom: Yeah, he managed to completely George Dubya Bush the interviewers.
Dick: Ah well, better get ready for the fall-out when they discover what they've done...
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only the worst man in the whole world.
he is indeed stupid, and doesn't know how to pronounce "NUCLEAR".
anybody who is pro-bush is just as stupid as him.
george dubya bush;
-cheated into presidency,
-choked on a pretzel, and almost died from it.
-is an ex-cocain&whiskey addict.
-gives the united states of america a bad name.
-makes alll americans look like dopes.
-started a war for no reason.
-is against killing unborn fetuses who had no life, but for killing young soldiers who had the chance to live their life.
-only got here because of his dumbass brother in florida, and his daddy.
-was OBVIOUSLY behind 9/11.
the sad thing is, people are too afraid to admit their hate towards him, so they go on urban dictionary and do it.
republican: George W. Bush is the best president in the world!
any person with a brain: *SLAP* you one craaaazy bitch.
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George W. Bush is the only person rich enough and powerful enough to have bought the presidency and dumb enough to really think that the presidency is a job worth pursuing. Fortunately, in his case, he has a personal agenda which he has actually been able to accomplish!
Bush, George W. Bush, the president, person in power, idiot, war monger, political opportunist. Oil for food haliburton. Moron
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