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Giving a gift to someone that is really a gift to yourself.
Wife: Merry Christmas, honey. Here you go.
Husband: Thanks, babe. I wonder what it could....WTF? A heated toilet seat?!?!
Wife: I know right! Hurry up and install it!
Husband: That's just great. Wishlist giving twat.
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Giving oral sex to a man (giving head).
hershel is giving braines.
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The act in which a person, most times a girl take a large bite of watermelon. Then proceeds to give oral sex until ejaculation . The mixture of boy butter and delicious red,yellow or black watermelon is swished in mouth and gargled. After mixed the mixture is spit into the anus of another participating party and is be used for anal lube while yelling "where is my fried chicken"
Yo, That bitch rolled up to my bumper pulled out my salmon wacker and tried giving watermelon. dirty trick ass ho
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When in doubt of an answer to ones question, this would be the response given in reference to the search engine Google to help them find their desired answer.
Chanelle inquired about the location of the national capital of Lithuania.
Having no knowledge of the subject, Ian replied with a simple "give it a goog".
After said goog was given, the answer was located. It is in fact Vilnius, in case you were wondering.
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A versatile joke similar too that's what she said. Mostly used as a joke or as a insult towards a male. Maybe used toward females depending on the conversation.
"Man, last night was awesome. That blowjob was great."
"Giving or receiving?"
"Man, I sure love anal sex!"
"Giving or receiving?"
"My man sure is a freak, we stayed up all night doing anal."
"Were you giving or receiving!!!?"
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An act of congratulations, derived from the combination of a High-Five and to Give Props.
High-Give to Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg for winning an Emmy for Dick in a Box.
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