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Mariner terminology for tapioca pudding.
Cookie made up a big batch of fish eyes and glue for the crew's dessert.
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When a man has a one man party in a toilet stall preferably of the opposite sex and ejaculates onto the seat of the toilet. The next person using this particular toilet will be glued in a grotesque manner to the seat of the toilet... This can or cannot be used in combination with the upper decker. If used in combination with the upper decker this is known as the Tennessee two timer.
While in a club in Denver Bones kentucky glue gunned the woman's bathroom, it was classic...
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when the old smell of vagina lingers on your facial hair after a healthy serving of wet box
Jamie had a strange pungent smell on his moustache the night after smashing a dirty whore. turns out it was her vagina fluid caught on his manly upper lip - mexican glue stick
When your so wasted that you pass out and your drool sticks your face to an object
We found this dude all glue stick pasted to the kitchen floor the next morning he must have been white boy wasted
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Oh man, girls got kissaboo glue all over back after i fucked that ass raw
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When you are having sex with a girl without protection and you pull out too late and create a long thin piece of cum that resembles a hot glue gun.
I was screwing her so hard i forgot to pull out in time and gave her a hot glue gun.
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Type of girl that attaches to you just like super glue attaches to your skin, this type of girl will not leave you alone a second, she will call, email, sms, mms, fax etc with intervals of 5.2 seconds. She asks “Where are you?”, “What you doing?” (Even if she knows that that is your Dump Time) They want to meet all your friends. They want constantly to “do things together”. You can tell by their impression that they die to take a glimpse at your phone, and they ready to sell their soul to have your email password. You can feel their eyes looking at you on the way to restroom. You have impression that you are always observed, and you start believing that the whole world is a conspiracy.
Removing Super Glue Girls.
Unfortunately the traditional super glue remover will not work on this case; you have to leave some of your skin and more to get rid of them. Thanks to them the whole removing thing is a very painful process.
Ex. 1. (January) Friend 1: I’ve been trying to call you all day, but your phone been off!?
Friend 2: Oh my bad, my phone been dead all day, my super glue girl dried the juice out of the batteries, again!
Friend 1: Oh sorry dude! What the hell she wanted?
Friend 2: Oh she was just wondering were we going to spend the New Year’s Eve!
Ex. 2. Wife: Why that bitch keeps on calling you? I am getting tired of her shit!!! I thought between y’all was over!
Husband: Dear, I swear to God it’s been over since High School. Oh baby, I forgot to tell you, she is one of them super glue girls.
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