cock gobbler

A tremendous jack ass, one who routinely engages in jerk offish behavior or antics despite their knowing the jerk offish nature of said behavior or antics.

One who repeatedly offends the sensibilities of decency and non-assholery.

Nah Brocephus, it's just because he's a cock gobbler.

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knob gobbler

Someone who gobbles knobs.

Wow, you're such a knob gobbler
That girl gobbles knobs like there's no tomorrow.

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Gobbler's Knob

Gobbler's Knob is the cock-head of any guy's boner you suck on Ground-Hog Day and swallow his Gobbler's Knob-gasm.

I sucked Matt's Gobbler's Knob on Groud Hog Day and he rewarded me with a Gobbler's Knob-gasm!

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root gobbler

a flaming homo, one who gobbles the knob, one who enjoys giving other fudge packin' ass jockeys head, one who also usually enjoys tossin' salads

i stopped to take a leak at the rest stop at the georgia/alabama state line and accidentally walked in a couple of root gobblers suckin' each other off in the bathroom. a guy in a rebel flag shirt walked in after me and beat the living shit out both of them

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nob-gobbler

1) a female who loves to suck dick

2) a gay man

3) a liberal Democrat

1) You baby faced nob-gobbler. I love your pussy and tits. Give me a kiss.

2) I don't care if you dress better than me. At least I have sex with women, you nob-gobbler.

3) I'm not voting for that nob-gobbler Obama for a million dollars.

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Knob Gobbler

A female who does not only suck your cock but gobbles it.

jim: bro that bitch was straight gobblin my dick last night.
tim: what a knob gobbler.

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Pork Gobbler

One who cleans out the bacon at an all you can eat breakfast buffet!

Dang! that pork gobbler took all the bacon.