The bison living in the area between your balls and asshole.
I have a herd of 20 gooch bison living on my taint.
But crack oil
Dingleberry juice
We worked out so hard today in gym we had Gooch grease coming out of our shorts
HIs gooch grease rays running down his leg after the hot weather made him sweat
When you have crabs in the area between your balls and asshole. Or if you a girl it is area between your vagina and asshole.But if your a girl a gooch is more referred too as a "choda"
Person #1: "My gooch has been itchy all day, and I had a shower."
Person #2: "Well than you probably have gooch crabs."
When a dude’s gooch is so nasty and crusty from lack of hygiene that the sloughing skin and filth looks like panko bread crumbs. Always accompanied by a vile, cheesy odor.
After that week of camping and no shower, I got the panko gooch.
I went down to suck his balls but the smell of his panko gooch was so vile I started to retch.
The act of apply excessive pressure to the area between an asshole and genitalia.
Ex) Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'll be too busy giving my girlfriend a gooch blaster.
Gooch Chili is what you get when Diarrhea gets on your gooch and starts burning.
Dude, that burrito gave me some mean gooch chili.
When you are squeezing real hard to shit but still struggling, you can reach down and press firmly on the perineum (the space between the anus and balls/vagina) and it pushes out the stubborn shit.
Man, I’m squeezing so hard I’m getting a headache. Better just gooch push it instead.