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somebody with insane amounts of knowledge, don't use wikipedia, use your fucking grandpa to give your shitty answers that only your grandpa will know
Richard: Grandpa, is wikipedia bad?
Grandpa: oh yes it fucking is
Richard: what is a dick
Grandpa: you
Richard: oh my god so fucking true
Your sweet old man who, tells the best jokes, gives you money, You get 100 bucks for turning their tv on. Basically the best people ever
"My grandpa gave me 100 dollars just because I turned their tv on!!!"
This insult is so bad in most countries it is illegal it will make your opponent die ,come back alive,and kill thereself
Jimmy: ur mom gay lol
Devin: yo dad lesbian lmao
Jimmy: you’re granny tranny
Devin: yo fam you uncle bisexual
Jimmy: yo aunt pansexual
Devin: your grandpa queer YEET
Jimmy: turns into a neutron star L
A type of elderly coworker that has years of experience in any and all things. All knowing. Shamanistic in their behavior. Wise. Knowledgeable. Old as fuck. But really cool. Has the funniest stories of the old days. Makes you laugh until you piss yourself. Still Parties hard!!!
My work grandpa told me a story about how he uses dating apps on his new phone to get laid.
Work Grandpa went to the Canadien Woodstock in the 60’s and did acid, reefer and mescaline for days.
when an older gentleman has sex but his spray on tan rubs off on the bed sheets
watch out for randy, I hear he's a real rusty grandpa
A very old mexican man.
Bill isn't that the sweaty grandpa bean we saw jogging the other day.
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