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Grandpa Lore: Another step above Dad lore. Stories that are told to grandkids but not your children. Stories that are unhinged about your life before or after your kids are born.
One day at the lake with the family
Grandson: Pop Pop can you tell me a story
Pop Pop: Well kiddo this one time I smoked a joint before your dad came home from school and I was so high that I left him outside to play with the other kids while I ate all of his fruit snacks and watched Spongebob. and that's why kiddo, drugs are bad.
Dad: *internal thoughts* "That asshole did eat my goddamn fruit snacks."
Grandson: wow that's some grandpa lore.
Grandpa white is a stinky faggot that drives around in a van passing out jolly rancher's That make men fall asleep do he can shit on there chest and make them fart on his dick.
Grandpa white why dose my ass always hurt after I eat your special home made jolly ranchers And why do you have a jolly ranchers tattooed on your palm .
When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.
Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandpa....I really miss him.
the guy that unloaded his load in your grandma, aswell as in your mother
grandpa father is defined as: because my grandpa is my father im mentally retarded, but still more intelligent than every fuckboy that is reading this now
The only insult more devastating than ur brother a mother.
Hey man, don't make me say it...
Do it.
UR GRANDPA A GARBAGE BAG
*implodes*
*4th dimension unravels*
Worst insult ever worst than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny
Mark: Ur mom gay
Charlie: No u
Mark: Ur dad lesbian
Charlie: Ur Granny Tranny
Mark with a smile: Ur Grandpa hoe
Charlie instant death
Fuckface grandpa is used to define an old person, not so good looking who hits on young, pretty women
Girl to her friends: I met a real fuckface grandpa at work! He wanted me to show him how to get to the 15th floor in my office!