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A type of a tan line where usually old people that have a tan line that is tan only on the limbs but pale on the chest and stomach. Grandpa tan is similar to a farmers tan.
“Why do you have a grandpa tan, gramps?”
A tan that has an orangish tint and on an older male or female with wrinkles.
Yo you vegan nerd u have a grandpa tan LOL
A superhero like no other. Because of his age his testicles droop to his ankles so he generates static electricity,and a lot of it, by simply walking due to his fuzzy yamsack. Or scuffing his feet in his wheel chair(he has a wheel chair because reasons). Senile grandpa by day and static slinging superhero by day. Note it's also quite creepy to be touched by this grandpa. Even more so than a normal grandpa
"Who's your favorite superhero?"
"Grandpa staticballs"
"Who?"
grandpas dick can not get hard any more and grandma is getting pissed off so grandpa takes Viagra to get it hard tell your significant other this if they have erectile dysfunction
(grandma from other room) grandpa cant get it up can you now
A 'Grandpa Hitler' refers to the act of finishing upon the upper lip in a clean, solid block
He could not hold it in any longer, and burst out laughing. She rushed away and was met with a strange image in the mirror, what she could only describe as a Grandpa Hitler.
When grandpa takes out his dentures and proceeds to eat his lovers pussy until they cum. Then will put them back in his mouth like nothing ever happened.
When you get up to be my age you’ll know what a dirty grandpa is.