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The effect that occurs when one severely unattractive fat person is with a group of good-looking counterparts. Once this person is noticed, no matter where you look within the group, your eyes will be slowly drawn back to that person.
Dude 1: "Check out those Hotties!"
Dude 2: "All I can see is that fat chick. What are you talking about?"
Dude 1: "Watch out. She's got Visual Gravity, man. Take a look at her hot friends."
When you learn or think of something that factual, true, real, or something else; However, when you rethink about this topic it seems really Obvious and you're not sure why you didn't think of it before or in that way. This is exactly like Gravity, where once you Know what it is, Then it is obvious. If you Don't know what gravity is, or Nobody knows what gravity is, then you wouldn't think of it until it is mentioned and Then you question why you didn't consider it before.
This is also why it took people so long to Learn what gravity is because nobody thought about it and it "just was" Before they Knew what it was. Now Gravity seems as obvious as breathing air and that air is oxygen, but before science nobody knew what air nor oxygen was, thus being another example of Gravity Philosophy.
Guy: "I feel tired and depressed, and I don't know why."
Girl: "That's because you haven't eaten anything with vitamins and nutrients in days; you need to eat more nutritious foods."
Guy: "You're right, all I've eaten is cheese pizza and soda, so that's some Gravity Philosophy."
Clothing Company: *Sprays millions of clothes with Unknown and Untested Chemicals to make them more flat.*
Scientist: "We have found that that chemical can seep into people's blood and skin, and cause serious problems with peoples health 20 years down the road.
20 Years Later: *millions of people get cancer*
Legal Legislation: "This chemical is now Banned due to consumer health problems."
Everybody: "I wish somebody with a sense of Gravity Philosophy did some testing before we all got sick."
All Prior Human "Scientists": "The Earth is Not round Nor a planet And is the center of the universe."
1600ish Galileo Galilei: "You're wrong, it is elementary science that is obvious Now."
2019 Trolls: "The Earth is Flat."
All People Everywhere: "I guess these guys never learned Gravity Philosophy in school. They Must be making millions selling silly T-shirts and merchandise on some ridiculous website."
Area 51 Raid Starters: "That's some Gravity Philosophy if I've ever heard any before. not a bad idea..."
Tool used on interest-based websites to link them to Gravity.com for further research, information and connections.
Yo, let's just Gravity Check it!
This is what you would say to someone who droped a ball in sports, typically lacrosse. Used in a sarcastic manner.
*Drops pass*
"What are you going to do, that's gravity".
Using the gravity to fuck your lovers throat in a 69
2 men in a 69 but the man on top doesn’t thrust which is gravity fucking
Turning up when everyone else is turning down. This is considered a dick move.
Man, I got to the party so late last night I was defying gravity.
Gravity Day is a day in which gravity is increasingly magnified, scientists have no idea why this occurs. This phenomenon occurs every 2 centuries (20 years) on the day of February 10th.
Mark: Bro I just dropped my spoon and its standing. Kevin: That's because it's gravity day bro.